adv. adlt. are you a playa?

I get ridiculous amounts of spam email at one of my email addresses (actually, come to think of it, I get ridiculous amounts at the other, too, but do you think I could be bothered to change them?) and it's usually either about our old friend porn/increasing the size of my member/increasing the size of my bustline, or about bad credit. One I got today asked "are you a playa?"

And sadly, I must report, that I am not a playa. or even a player. It's bad when even your junk mail starts ragging on you.